To: Makers, Creators, Artificers, and Crafters
All individuals entering items into the Curiosities Exhibit have the option of providing the Director of Curiosities the provenance of your object. The Director will ensure that all such will be distributed to the Curious Docents for dissemination to the public. If the history of your object is too shrouded in mystery to have a proper provenance feel free to devise one. There will be an award granted to the most entertaining provenance.
That is all.
-Calamity Dawn, Director of Curiosities